Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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