Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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