Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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