I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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