No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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