I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
