Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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