Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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