I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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