The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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