It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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