i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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