oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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