She announced her abortion via fbk
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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