We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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