you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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