I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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