i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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