dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
4 words: hood of his car
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My bed smells like the plague
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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