How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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