Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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