Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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