We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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