I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I've blown a few things in my day
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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