There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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