Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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