that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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