didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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