I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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