I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Found your dick twin last night
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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