eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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