Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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