He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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