I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
