Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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