I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
