Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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