what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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