Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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