I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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