Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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