people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We got so high we made milksteak
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
