gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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