How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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