my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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