STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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