so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
this just has baby written all over it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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