i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Mom said you looked used
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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