Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
