Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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