i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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