that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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