I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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