fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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