new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
why is half of my head shaved?
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