Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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