so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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