His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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